Author’s note: I wrote this post as more of my random mockery of stuff I see and read. But when I went back and read it the next morning, I decided it had a weird vibe that I’m not entirely comfortable with, so I have deleted the post. My apologies if anyone who read it got the same weird vibe.
(Disclaimer: Your vibe may vary. I am not soliciting requests for people to tell me what or how I should write based on their weird vibes, largely because I’m not interested.)