With my birthday now past, I bring to an end my 53rd (or Joker) year.
In my 54th year, I have decided to move beyond Jokering to the next card in the deck of life, so I plan to devote my next year to the ranking of hands:
beats Two of a Kind
which beats Two of a Kind.
outrank jazz hands.
ranks above Mr. Hand.
Agent Victoria Hand of S.H.I.E.L.D.
outranks Rollin Hand of Mission: Impossible
who outranks Rollie Fingers of the Oakland A’s.
Hmmm, I seem to have completed my task 364-or-so days early. Let this be a warning to those of you planning to devote a year to something.