I don’t cook. I actually cook.
Actual cooking derives its name from the reaction I get when I tell someone that I decided to make something complicated, as exemplified below:
Me: I’m thinking of making veal picatta tonight for dinner.
Not me: You mean you’re going to ACTUALLY cook?
Actual cooking is the highest form of dining, the pinnacle of the five levels of in-home food consumption.
Level 1: Eating in. Eating in involves the least preparation, and usually produces the best results. The secret to eating in is that it involves only transportation. Find pre-prepared food somewhere in the world (or “out”) and bring it to your place of residence (or “in”). Works best for cold foods like sandwiches and fast food from nearby restaurants (5 minutes or less away). (Note: It is not a requirement that you personally commit the act of transportation. You can outsource this to many local establishments for a small fee.) Continue reading