Condiment conundrum

Have you ever gone to the grocery store for just ketchup, and walked out with green beans, carrots, asparagus, fruit cocktail, a prescription refill, and no ketchup?

Have you ever gone back to the grocery store an hour later to get ketchup, and walked out with Parmesan cheese, trail mix, and no ketchup?

You can help.

Please give to the American Ketchup Amnesia Society.

Because a hamburger is a terrible thing to garnish with fruit cocktail and trail mix.