The universe these days

The universe these days

It has been brought to my attention that the European Space Agency has determined that the (unverifiable) age of the universe is 0.72%* larger than the previous (unverifiable) age, as evidenced by the colorful yet misshapen Easter egg pictured here. This highlights the pitfalls of relying on European agencies for factual information. I regret the error.

* For mathematical perspective, this is the equivalent of telling a woman that she looks like she turned 23 two days ago.

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