It has been brought to my attention that the European Space Agency has determined that the (unverifiable) age of the universe is 0.72%* larger than the previous (unverifiable) age, as evidenced by the colorful yet misshapen Easter egg pictured here. This highlights the pitfalls of relying on European agencies for factual information. I regret the error.
* For mathematical perspective, this is the equivalent of telling a woman that she looks like she turned 23 two days ago.
A Labor of Like 