In subjunctive astronomy news, scientists are warning that some kind of dot nobody can see would probably cause problems if it hit the Earth, which it won’t. Asteroid 2014 HQ124 — the HQ stands for “Hardly Qualifies” — will be a … Continue reading
A sullen, dejected Earth went through the motions today after being stood up by a space rock. The rock in question, which has been going by the name EM26 since 2000, was supposed to go streaking by the Earth, but … Continue reading
In asteroid rights news, activists are outraged at NASA plans to hunt down innocent asteroids for use by humans. NASA announced an amazing mission to send a robot (pictured above) to the asteroid belt to hunt down three asteroids and … Continue reading
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