In darkness news, scientists announced in October that dark matter had not been discovered for the 4,300,000,000th year in a row, beating the previous record of 4,299,999,999 years set in 2012. A new experiment buried deep underground has proven itself … Continue reading
In temporal retirement news, a time-traveling space photographer has been put out to pasture. After hunting for the earliest clues about the evolution of the universe for more than four years, Europe’s Planck Space Observatory has gone to that big … Continue reading
In unresearch news, bored Nobel laureate Stephen Hawking has embarked on a historic quest to get rid of science, starting with a paper last month confessing that there are no black holes, just a bunch of places where stuff isn’t. … Continue reading
In ennui news, physicist and all-around genius Stephen Hawking announced that he had confirmed a long believed theory that scientific discovery is boring. Last month, the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences awarded the Nobel Prize in Idle Speculation to physicists … Continue reading
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