In extraterrestrial reality news, the moon Enceladus has been crowned the winner of this season of America’s Next Top Candidate for Life. The judges were impressed with her Superior Lake size. “It almost seems to touch her silicate core!” commented … Continue reading
In way, way higher math news, a new study reports that any fool can count as well as an astronomer. “What we can say is that a random assortment of people with nothing better to do can chart the moon … Continue reading
In space mortality news, Yutu, a Chinese lunar rover, was pronounced dead on the scene by moon police last week. Authorities have declared the cause of death to be suicide by fortnightly rotation cycle, based on a preliminary report by … Continue reading
Scientists at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) today released what they called “amazing” photos of what appears to be a fingernail clipping and a dot. Paolo Crozariol of Brazil (whose amazing photo is shown above) called the nail-and-dot … Continue reading
In space tantrum news, the most recently launched NASA space probe in currently pitching a fit in orbit. Although the launch of the Lunar Atmosphere and Dust Environment Explorer (LADEE) went well, the onboard computer reportedly shut down LADEE’s reaction … Continue reading
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