As I was driving to the gym this afternoon, a car drove past me with this license plate:
NOAHMNDY
It reminded me that this year marks the 4000th anniversary of the day that Noah and his stalwart band of mouse opossums, rock wallabys, pocket gophers, mole cows, and the rest* stormed the beaches of Mount Ararat after 40 days in the ark.
How soon we forget.
* The rest of the animals, not the Professor and Mary Ann.
A Labor of Like 
Wait, so there were no professors on Noah’s Ark? Where do they come from, then?
Nobody really knows for sure. This is one of the reasons that the demand for experts in professor-arousal science is sky high these days.